This photo is so seriously wrong on so many levels we thought we'd just leave it at that....
And more Shit than Jase Page at Pool
Danny Evans in Witherley Festival SHOCKER!!!
Colin Richards and Danny Barr try to explain this away
John Grimes is ecstatic during Witherley fashion show.... Grimes seen above in part of his summer range that was the talk of the Village.... Urmm and I wonder why?
Just Read On!!!
Jase Page Issues Internet Warning!!!
Andy West goes Green in a bid to save the Environment
Fact or Bollocks
Joffers on Friendship
When you are sad
-- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2 When you smile -- I will know you've farted or finally got laid
3. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words 'Bobo'.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you .. you pissed twat...
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".
Just ask Johnny Grimes
Where Players Got there Nicknames
Friendship is like pissing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Steve Blakemore insists watching 48 hours of Smallville non-stop has had no adverse affect on him. Cue readers can judge for themselves by viewing the photo of the 'Claw' of should we say 'Super Claw' as he made his way to play Ade Pinneger at the Co-op Club
The man pictured below actually exists......
Well Well Well..... Mr Garry 'Warwickshire Secretary' Calcott.. Nice!!!!!
There will be a special prize for the best caption added to the photo on the right...
Please e-mail your entries to
After a very successful season, local pool player Robert Orton uses some of his winning to open a shop in the Dam
Apparently a disappointed Evans came second because of late entrant the legendary Bob 'what will I bollock up next' Jefferies took the title.
Did you Know..... That if I filled a standard sized yogurt pot with my semen there would be enough semen in there to get the whole of Ireland pregnant......
What an Interesting Fact !!!