Issue 12

This photo is so seriously wrong on so many levels we thought we'd just leave it at that....

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And more Shit than Jase Page at Pool

Well nearly!!!

John Grimes is ecstatic during Witherley fashion show.... Grimes seen above in part of his summer range that was the talk of the Village.... Urmm and I wonder why?

Rod Brown was overjoyed with his new vehicle for nipping down the Shops. Rod enthused 'I can't thank everyone enough.... Sadly though Brown (pic Right) was later arrested after he attempted to Ram Raid a certain shop at the top of Queens Road......

Andy West goes Green in a bid to save the Environment

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1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2 When you smile -- I will know you've farted or finally got laid
3. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words 'Bobo'.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you .. you pissed twat...
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".

Where Players Got there Nicknames

Friendship is like pissing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

Steve Blakemore insists watching 48 hours of Smallville non-stop has had no adverse affect on him. Cue readers can judge for themselves by viewing the photo of the 'Claw' of should we say 'Super Claw' as he made his way to play Ade Pinneger at the Co-op Club

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Following the Success of Rob Orton with 'Bobo' Ian Chucky Fowler decided to open a Pub in Dam and name it after his favourite past time and how most players lovingly refer to him

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Witherley Festival 2007

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The man pictured below actually exists......

Caption Competition

Well Well Well..... Mr Garry 'Warwickshire Secretary' Calcott.. Nice!!!!!

There will be a special prize for the best caption added to the photo on the right...

Please e-mail your entries to

nuneaton8ballpool@ntlworld.com

Ben Swinnerton does his bit to help save the environment. Ben has just installed a new toilet in Swinger Halls in Tamworth

After a very successful season, local pool player Robert Orton uses some of his winning to open a shop in the Dam

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Danny Evans's explanation that he was unaware his boys were on show in the main photo have been brought into doubt. This is largely thanks to the photo on the right sent in by close friend and team mate Danny Wilson. Mr Wilson also allegedly said 'he stands a great chance... I'm mean his pool is Bollocks and every time he opens his mouth he talks Boll..' Ok OK enough said Mr Wilson....

Apparently a disappointed Evans came second because of late entrant the legendary Bob 'what will I bollock up next' Jefferies took the title.

Fact or Bollocks

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Haystacks

Did you Know..... That if I filled a standard sized yogurt pot with my semen there would be enough semen in there to get the whole of Ireland pregnant......

What an Interesting Fact !!!

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