| There once was a player called Dan |
For Once Danny Barr counts his blessin |
| Who hatched an incredible plan |
Even though his results are depressin |
| To prove he could play |
Coz Jen's not yet heard |
| He'd practise all day |
From some little bird |
| With Blakey his number 1 fan | Bout Danny and Blakey cross dressin |